Today the Oracle of Argos will deliver 12 readings, one for each house in the Zodiac, written in poetic dactylic hexameters. Well maybe not so poetic and definitely not in dactylic hexameters. Without further adieu, let's begin.
Aries: The Ram
Today might have a sudden rush of emotions. Don't let them carry you in directions opposite of your intent. Harness the energy that comes with these emotions and put it to good use. Don't take a "same as usual" approach to completing a task you always worry about. Today is a six out of ten.
Taurus: The Bull
Your special strength today is the way you remain businesslike, and outwardly calm, even when your most optimistic plans, to get more living space are suddenly good to go. Clear-thinking, mixed with a sprinkling of kindness, gives you the advantage in all kinds of negotiations.
Gemini: The Twins
Be aware of the power of love today. There's a good chance there are forces moving behind the scenes to establish a new romantic entanglement. Find a new audience for a project you have been considering. Birds will be your spirit guides today.
Cancer: The Crab
Look for happiness in unexpected places today. Find the season's last new leaves. A challenge is on the horizon that will require your energy very soon. Don't be afraid to whisper that message you were thinking of shouting. Be diplomatic but stem. You could receive recognition for a job well done. After all, they may have valuable information to pass on.
Leo: The Lion
The Moon is bright in the sky tonight even if its sliver is starting to slim. Use its presence in your night as inspiration to go for a brisk walk. Lay the groundwork for a new project that won't be finished until next year. Today is an eight out of ten, and a very good day to wear something yellow.
Virgo: The Virgin
You will be quick to laugh today, so be willing to spread the joy. Don't let someone else's bad mood spoil your good day today. Today is a good day for an adventure. Take a trip to a new place, and consider inviting that potential new romantic interest. Venus is in a good place for you today, so be brave!
Libra: The Scales
You should look to enhance a creative skill today. Look for ways to profit from your unique abilities. Enjoy a back rub from someone who cares for you. Don't neglect your responsibilities at work as your home life begins to require more and more of your attention.
Scorpio: The Scorpion
Take a moment to find yourself a little treat. And find some time to play. You're getting older, but you still move like a young pup! People will notice if you change your hair. The color brown plays an important part in the day's events.
Sagittarius: The Archer
You will find today is full of surprises. Open your eyes to the changing landscapes around you and find new ways to bask in their energies. Find new ways to connect with siblings. Believe in the importance of working through emotional issues before you take any big leaps with your romantic life. The supernatural will fascinate you.
Capricorn: The Goat
Today is a good news, bad news sort of day. Focus on the positive and deal realistically with negative. Even your pets know you shouldn't let the troubles drag you down. Listen to the song of the birds you encounter on your travels today. Break hearts as you push through multiple romantic entanglements. Be prepared for the consequences of a mistake you made long ago.
Aquarius: The Water Bearer
You feel emotionally vulnerable today but don't let today's events cause a big meltdown. Don't react out of proportion to what is really happening around you. Some latest news threatens to push you off course. Show off this vulnerable side to a partner today and reap the rewards of a deepening relationship.
Pisces: The Fish
Today you will be more vulnerable to illness so avoid people with the sniffles. Eat well today to fortify your own health. Look for places to sneak in a little extra exercise: take the stairs, park farther away, go for a walk during breaks. Stretch your mind today by reading something challenging. The color orange will play an important role in today's events.